The Lazy Blue Monk

The Lazy Blue Monk is a Versal quest started by So Gong.

Part of The Versal storyline and A Plea from Versal: see every quest in order.

Requirements

Offer: Uh, excuse me. I told you you're a new trainee. And new trainees can't just walk around unregistered! Go up the path to Wu Gong's House and get him to sign your paperwork. Wake him up if you have to. Good luck with that.
And fair warning. Whatever you came to ask him, he won't answer it awake. He's been napping since the night the light broke, and he won't say why. Not even to me.
In progress: Go up to Wu Gong's House and get Wu Gong to sign your registration. He naps with the door open. Shout!
Completion: Awww, man, a trainee? I thought I was done working today... Name, trainee, blah blah. There. Signed. I didn't even have to open my eyes.
(The Relic in your bag hums, loud enough for both of you to hear. Wu Gong's eyes open a crack, and they glint gold. He's a Teardrop, and he's hiding it.)
...I know what you're carrying. And I know what you want to ask. But I'm not answering. Not awake. I only ever nap, I never really sleep. Don't ask me why. This is all So Gong's fault anyway.
Of course, Mr. Do, the pharmacist in town, will tell you I talk in my sleep. Everybody knows that. *yaaawn* Not that I'm suggesting anything. Goodnight.